Hard Times Cafe Menu

Hard Times Cafe, located at 1404 King St, Alexandria, VA, is a delightful tribute to cowboy culture and chili. This unpretentious eatery excels at delivering comfort food with a focus on its renowned chili variations. Customers rave about the complimentary chili sampler, which helps to navigate the diverse menu featuring options like the Three Way Chili Mac and the beloved cornbread.

  • Appetizers: Indulge in corndog nuggets or southern-style deep-fried pickles.
  • Main Dishes: Their chili can be tailored in numerous ways, ensuring there's a perfect choice for every palate.
  • Atmosphere: With casual outdoor seating and a juke box for entertainment, it's an excellent spot for groups and families.

Service is consistently praised, with friendly staff eager to enhance your dining experience. Whether for lunch or dinner, Hard Times Cafe offers a satisfying meal that resonates with warmth and flavor.

Appetizers

Corn Dog Nuggets

Nathan's all-beef mini corn dogs with mustard dipping sauce.

$8.01

Loaded Fries

Chili and cheese or bacon and cheese.

$10.43

Deep Fried Pickles

Southern-style deep-fried breaded pickles with dipping sauce.

$9.88

Santa Fe Egg Rolls

Crispy tortillas wrapped around chicken, black beans and corn with melted Jack cheese. It's an egg roll by way of Santa Fe!

$9.88

Chili Nachos

Your choice of one of our 4 chili flavors, melted cheese, onions, tomatoes, jalapenos and sour cream.

$13.18

Onion Rings

Fresh-cut colossal onions hand-dipped in beer batter.

$7.68

Mac and Cheese Wedges

Mac and cheese wedges served with a dipping sauce.

$8.23

Chicken Tenders

Hand-dipped tenders with BBQ, ranch, honey mustard or served Texas hot-style.

$10.98

Jalapeno Pepper Poppers

Deep fried red hot jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese.

$9.88

1 lb. Grilled Wings Platter

$12.08

Boneless Wings

$9.88

Santa Fe Grilled Chicken Salad

Grilled chicken tossed in a garden salad with mexi-ranch dressing, sweet corn, tomatoes, cheddar and tortilla chips.

$12.08

Buffalo Chicken Salad

Buffalo style chicken deep fried and diced up on a mixed salad with tomatoes, red onion, shredded cheddar and tortilla strips.

$12.08

Grilled Chicken Breast Salad

Grilled chicken, chopped egg, bacon bits, diced tomatoes, shredded cheddar and tortilla strips on a garden salad.

$11.53

Chili Salad

Choice of chili on a garden salad with diced tomatoes, shredded cheddar, sour cream and tortilla chips.It's Chili.......on a salad!!

$12.08

Grilled Salmon Salad

Fresh salmon marinated, grilled to order and served over a fresh garden salad with tortilla strips.

$15.38

Steak Tip Salad

Sirloin steak tips on a bed of greens tossed with balsamic vinaigrette, tomato wedges, bacon, bleu cheese crumbles and tortilla chips.

$15.38

Fresh Salads

Burgers

Black and Bleu Burger

Half pound, hand made ground beef patty with crispy bacon and melted blue cheese chargrilled to perfection.Served with fresh-cut fries, shredded lettuce, tomato and pickles.

$12.63

Whiskey River BBQ Bacon Burger

Bacon, cheese with thick, rich BBQ sauce and 2 onion rings. Fresh ground beef, hand-patted and chargrilled. Served with fresh-cut fries, shredded lettuce, tomato and pickles.

$12.63

Chili Cheddar Burger

Topped with chili, shredded cheddar and onions. Fresh ground beef, hand-patted and chargrilled. Served with fresh-cut fries, shredded lettuce, tomato and pickles.You might need a fork and knife

$12.96

Bacon Cheeseburger

Crisp bacon and choice of cheese. Fresh ground beef, hand-patted and chargrilled. Served with fresh-cut fries, shredded lettuce, tomato and pickles.

$12.08

Chargrilled Burger

Fresh ground beef, hand-patted and chargrilled. Served with fresh-cut fries, shredded lettuce, tomato and pickles.

$10.43

Veggie Burger

Your choice of cheese. Served with fresh-cut fries, shredded lettuce, tomato and pickles.

$9.11

Chili over Spaghetti

Served with homemade cornbread.

$9.99

3-way Chili Mac

Spaghetti, chili and cheese. Served with homemade cornbread.

$10.98

4-way Chili Mac

Spaghetti, chili, cheese and onions. Served with homemade cornbread.

$11.31

5-way Chili Mac

Spaghetti, chili, cheese, onions and beans. Served with homemade cornbread.

$11.31

Chili by the Bowl

Your choice of chili with or without beans. Served with homemade cornbread.

$9.44

Chili over White Rice

Served with homemade cornbread.

$9.99

Chili Bubba

Cornbread topped with 2 of your favorite chilis, then smothered with cheddar, tomatoes, onions and sour cream.

$11.31

Frito Chili Pie

We put the frito's in a bowl, you choose your chili and we load it with shredded cheddar, diced tomatoes and sour cream. Served with homemade cornbread.

$11.31

Chili Tators

Tator tots smothered with your choice of chili, shredded cheddar and sour cream. Served with homemade cornbread.

$11.31

Hard Times Traditional Chili

Sliders

Mini Elvis Cheeseburgers

3 mini burgers with cheese and a pickle. Served with a handful of fresh-cut fries.

$10.98

Mini Cheeseburger

3 mini chili burgers with cheese and onions. Served with a handful of fresh-cut fries.

$12.08

Hard times Chili Dog

1/4 lb. all-beef dog with your choice of chili, shredded cheddar and onions-knife and fork recommended. Served with fresh-cut fries and pickles.

$10.48

Authentic Coney Dog

2 all beef dogs with just the right amount of Cincinnati chili, shredded cheddar and onions. Served with fresh-cut fries and pickles.

$10.48

Chili Dogs

South to Baja

Soft Tacos

3 soft tacos with seasoned grilled chicken or grilled steak, cheese, tomato-corn salsa and jalapeno ranch dressing. Served with home-made potato chips. add grilled steak $3

$12.08

Fish Tacos

3 soft tacos with fried tilapia, lettuce, cabbage, red onion and cilantro with jalapeno ranch dressing. Served with home-made potato chips.

$12.08

Texas Tacos

3 soft tacos with hard times Texas chili, sour cream, lettuce, cheese, tomato-corn salsa and jalapeno ranch dressing. Served with home-made potato chips.

$11.53

Grilled Chicken Quesadilla

Grilled chicken with melted cheese and pico de gallo folded in a toasted tortilla.

$10.76

Chicken Alamo

Spaghetti mixed with a blend of Parmesan and ranch dressing topped with tomatoes and spicy strips of chicken.

$13.51

Whiskey River BBQ Chicken Sandwich

Grilled chicken breast with crisp bacon, cheese, BBQ sauce and 2 onion rings. Served with a side of hard times fresh-cut fries.

$12.08

Southern Fried Chicken Sandwich

Hand-battered chicken breast deep fried, served on a toasted bun topped with bacon and Jack cheese. Served with a side of hard times fresh-cut fries.

$12.08

Bacon and Cheese Chicken Sandwich

Grilled chicken breast with crisp bacon and choice of cheese. Served with a side of hard times fresh-cut fries.

$10.98

Sante Fe Wrap

Grilled chicken wrapped in a tortilla with lettuce, cheese, corn, tomatoes and mexi-ranch dressing. Served with a side of hard times fresh-cut fries.

$10.43

Buffalo Chicken Wrap

Buffalo style strips of crispy chicken wrapped with tomatoes, lettuce, red onion and bleu cheese dressing. Served with a side of hard times fresh-cut fries.

$10.43

Big Fish Sandwich

White cod hand-battered and deep-fried on a toasted bun with tomatoes, lettuce and pickles. Served with a side of hard times fresh-cut fries.

$10.98

Grilled Chicken Sandwich

Grilled Chicken breast with a choice of cheese.

$10.43

Great Sandwiches

Dinner Platters

N.Y. Strip dinner

12 oz. Choice cut NY Strip chargrilled over an open flame and seasoned with our Crazy Jane spices. Includes your choice of 2 sides.

$15.38

Chicken Tender Dinner Platter

Hand-breaded chicken tenders served with your choice of sauce. Includes your choice of 2 sides.

$14.28

Hard times BBQ Ribs Dinner Platter

St. Louis style pork ribs with a Texas rub with BBQ sauce. Includes your choice of 2 sides.

$15.38

Grilled Bourbon Teriyaki Salmon Dinner Platter

Fresh Atlantic salmon marinated in a bourbon teriyaki sauce and chargrilled to order. Includes your choice of 2 sides.

$15.38

Fish Dinner Platter

North Atlantic white cod hand-battered and deep-fried to a crispy finish. Includes your choice of 2 sides.

$14.28

Tater Tots

Small barrel shaped diced potatoes. Lovingly deep fried and seasoned just so.

$3.85

Sides